I guess once a Hollywood actress stops wearing the uniform tight-fitting clothes to show off her perfectly anorexic body and starts wearing frumpy regular-people clothes, that means she's pregnant right? Right? I mean, a girl can't just have a day off from being made up and perfectly dressed. She's gotta be all hot landscaped all the time, right? I mean, I'm the frumpiest person you could ever meet, but I'm pretty sure that celebrities are people too. I think. I've been to L.A., and most of the people there seem like people and not strange cybernetic beings or whatever. I mean, when I'm wearing loose-fitting clothes, that just means I don't give a crap that day. Really.

Labels: Eva Longoria, pregnancy

posted by Kari at 8:02 AM