I do not think that I have ever enjoyed an episode of Project Runway as much as I enjoyed last night's episode.

Firstly, the guest judge was NFL running back Tiki Barber. What's awesome about this is that NONE of the contestants except for the ONE heterosexual man from New Jersey knew who he was. The man is one of the greatest NFL athletes of his generation, and all the men were like "I have no idea who he is...but he's HOT!"

Secondly, Tiki Barber talks about how big his butt is and how he has a hard time dressing around it at least twice.

Thirdly, they then cut to Michael Cors face when this horrid, horrid design walks down the runway and he actually looks like he's battling constipation.

Fourthly, then they cut to Tiki Barber's face face when a horrid, horrid design walks down the runway...and he's LAUGHING AT THE DESIGNER.

Lastly, Carmen effs up so badly that she actually sends her model down the runway WITHOUT A SHIRT. It was brilliant.

I have never been so happy in my LIFE.

Labels: Project Runway

posted by pregamejocelyn at 12:19 PM