Marilyn Manson likes his Wood
Although it's not been officially announced, rumors are WILDLY flying about the relationship of Marilyn Manson, 38, and his 19 year-old female friend, Evan Rachel Wood.
Wood is best known for starring in "American Gothic" (fitting, huh?) and in 1994 lost the role of the child vampire in "Interview with a Vampire" (even more fitting, right?) to Kirsten Dunst. So, it looks like this girl was right on track to cross paths with the deemed Reverend for the Church of Satan, Manson.
Supposedly, she is the reason for the recent divorce of Manson and burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese. Personally, I think Dita is way hotter than this little teenager, but then again, I don't wear a cloudy contact lens on my eye!
Maybe it's not all about looks when it comes to Manson finding a girl, though. Maybe it's about skillz (yes, with a "Z")! Sure, Dita's got some sexy moves, but Wood is also a trained dancer and has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I'm thinkin' what Manson really wants is to learn some new ways to use that extra torso space from when he got his lower ribs removed to...well, you know!
Anyway, BetUS has some cool prop bets up on Manson. (Click on the "entertainment" link in the Sports Book). The bet with the best odds is that Manson and Wood will marry at +200. The odds of Wood getting pregnant by Manson are at +500, which I find to be funny because I put Manson's fertility rate right up there with Michael Jackson's. Anyway! The odds are also looking good for the likeliness of Manson to record a XXX video featuring Wood at +500. He has asked her to star in one of his films and for her to pose for some of his paintings, so this isn't too far-fetched! Of course there are the unlikely, but unavoidable, odds of Wood and Von Teese getting in a cat fight (at +1200) and that Wood and Von Teese will actually start dating each other! (at +1000). But seriously, my favorite prop bet on Marilyn Manson is at +1000, which is that he will be accused of corrupting a minor!!! Come on, people. What more does this guy have to do to get the official title of "child corruptor"?!
Well, I'm going to head on over to BetUS and put my money where my mouth is, while Manson puts his (*cough*) where his mouth is.
Labels: BetUS, Dita Van Teese, Evan Rachel Wood, Kirsten Dunst, Marilyn Manson, Michael Jackson
posted by Bonnie Bentley at 1:05 AM
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