Big Brother All Stars Cast Revealed!
So, the Big Brother cast is revealed! They are:
Alison: (How did THAT happen? I think that the fix is on. America hated Alison. I refuse to think they voted her back in.
Danielle: See above. But she'll be the first to go home, I'm sure.
Diane: I don't even know who this is.
Erika: I LOVE her. I hope she does really well this time around, but I just don't think she has the competitive nature to win this.
Janelle: She was from Season Six. I didn't watch that.
Nakomis: She's so punk rock it hurts. Joking.
Chicken George: This is what's known as a sympathy vote in. I mean, for the good lord's sake.
Howie & James: Another set of Season-Sixers. I have no idea.
Jase: What a TOOL.
Kaysar: Also a TOOL.
Marcellas: America's Black Gay Best Friend. Not quite my Black Gay Best Friend, but a good TV substitute.
Dr. Will & Mike Boogie: My Big Brother fantasy boyfriends! SO HOT!